A couple months back I was moaning about the dearth of dirty words now that words like "fuck" and "bitch" have been emasculated by GenXers. I found it both amusing, freeing, and tragic all at once. And then, last night it hit me. We just need to christen a few new words as filthy. I've got four candidates -- words that are so vile and repunant that it's a wonder they AREN'T considered obscene:
These words make my stomach sick. Maybe when we grow up as a society and realize that sex acts and bodily functions are both pleasurable and necessary, we'll realize what's really obscene. These are the real deal guys, use them sparingly and appropriately.