GREENWOOD, IN—Sitting in a quiet downtown diner, local hospital administrator Philip Meyer looks as normal and well-adjusted as can be. Yet, there's more to this 27-year-old than first meets the eye: Meyer has recently finished reading a book.
Even outdoors, Meyer can't seem to think of anything better to do than flip through some American classic.
Yes, the whole thing.
To read the rest of the article about this freakazoid: http://www.theonion.com/content/news/area_eccentric_reads_entire_book
5 comments:
Shades of Ray Bradbury.
I wonder if his supplier is the guy from Indiana who was caught smuggling books into Kentucky. He got off on a technicality - no one could prove they were books.
onionites, i give you the former president of the united states:
http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/i_got_what_america_needs_right
ahh, nothing like a good kick in the old keister from a real man.
@synergy boy: the man's an effing poet, if you ask me.
Ah, these crazy kids today.
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