I've been hearing a lot of advertisements on radio recently where the consumer is guaranteed a possibility.
You could make money in your first 30 days -- guaranteed!
We guarantee that our product may extend the life of your motor!
These advertisements drive me crazy. Do the copywriters think we're that stupid? Are we?
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
About Me
- Clifford
- This is me and one of my two cats. His name is Cougar, and he’s an F1 Chausie. A chausie is a new breed of cat under development. Chausies are the result of a cross between a domestic cat (in Cougar’s case, a Bengal) and a jungle cat (Felis Chaus). Cougar’s mom is 8 pounds and his father is a 30-pound jungle cat. He’s about 16 pounds, super intelligent, spirited, and toilet trained. A writer without a cat (or two) is not to be trusted.
4 comments:
Hi Clifford. I just wanted to let you know that I've been poking some gentle fun at a few of my writerly acquaintences and it was your turn on my blog today. I hope you don't mind, but if you do please let me know and I'll remove it. I don't think it's anything horrible. You and Sidney were on my "hit" list for the day.
Heh! Just wait till you see the kids!!!
Hey, did you get a phone number on that first ad? I need to pick up some extra cash for Christmas presents.
I hate to break it to you Sid, but there are only 10 shopping days left this month!!! Of course, based on the testimonials, you could probably make about $1,500 in that time, if you hurry!
I think the number was 1-800-SUCKERZ. Kinda makes me leery.
Post a Comment