But you're not. Lucky for you, I can't figure out how to upload the first stanza from Funky Cold Medina that I just recited.
Probably a good thing...I told a "former" good friend this morning that I sounded like Tone Loc and he decided to cheer me up in my time of need by correcting me. He thought I sounded like an elderly woman who'd been smoking for years.
I think I'll go bake him a batch of my special cookies (: