My cat Fenix has a funny habit. He loves for me to pet and sracth and play with him when he's on top of their scratching post. The post is about five foot tall and has a platform on top for sleeping and playing and doing cat things.
Anyway, after giving him a few minutes of attention, when I stop and move to walk away, he SLAPS me! It's sooo obvious that if he could speak English, he'd be saying, "More lovin', Damn it!"
I give him more lovin. But it's never enough, and well, I get slapped for stopping.