This comment, from the famously imfamous non-JCO is just too, too fantastic to remain buried in the comments. In response to my post about how sexy JCO is, I received the following comment:
Very well. I'm back again, the same web-anonymous non-JCO JCO who started this whole non-JCO thing.
It's not my tragic bedroom eyes that light your wick, Clifford. I think rather it is those wonderful stolen afternoons we've shared -- me laying before you with my pages spread wide -- you, probing me gently ... thoughtfully.
The innocent, on-the-edge-of-violated female characters I present you have seized and seduced you.
Give in and enjoy!
Man, is that beautiful, or what? Heh!
P.S. My wick? I feel all warm and tingly and gothic romanticized!