I love how things just come out when you're writing. Tonight, while writing a scene in which my main character is trying to convince a friend to take care of his psychotic cat while he's away, he feels her resistance begin to break down... and then he says:
My hands are in her crack now, pulling in opposite directions.
Okay, the sexual deviance in there was REALLY, TOTALLY, UNAMBIGUOUSLY unintended. I was simply trying to say that he felt her resolve weakening and he was working at changing her mind. Which, I think is there, buried beneath a mound (pile?) of innuendo. Which is why it has to stay. At least for now.