FYI. I’m designing a secret handshake for the enlightened catboxless. It’s kind of like that “milk, milk, lemonade, round the corner fudge is made” thing we did as kids, but much more mature.
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- This is me and one of my two cats. His name is Cougar, and he’s an F1 Chausie. A chausie is a new breed of cat under development. Chausies are the result of a cross between a domestic cat (in Cougar’s case, a Bengal) and a jungle cat (Felis Chaus). Cougar’s mom is 8 pounds and his father is a 30-pound jungle cat. He’s about 16 pounds, super intelligent, spirited, and toilet trained. A writer without a cat (or two) is not to be trusted.
8 comments:
Uhhhhhhh.....now I'm kinda scared to come over tonight.
Don't worry...you won't get to see it unless you become ONE OF US...heh heh heh...
I'm not sure I'm buying that "more mature" thing
Oh man, Charles, that hurt. You cut me deep...
Do we get to wear fezzes too? I'm not in unless I can have a secret handshake AND a fez.
Lol! Fezzes AND whips!
So, I've just become catboxless and it didn't involve any contest to see who can make it to the toilet first. I just took away the catbox. And now, the cat will go outside and poop on the earth, like all the million other animals around here.
And I already have my own super seekrit handshake. So there.
aiobheall,
Ewww...that's so...common! I bet your cat sniffs butt in greeting, too. I can't support this type of behavior!
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