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Wednesday, September 17, 2008

People Who Need to Be Spit Upon #17: BUSholes

BUSholes. You know who they are. You might be one of them. If you are, repent sinner! Heh!

These are the people ON THE BUS who take the OUTER seat so that you have to crawl across their a** to get to the empty one. They deserve, in all their oblivious obtuseness, to be spit upon.

You have my permission. Go forth and rectify.

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This is me and one of my two cats. His name is Cougar, and he’s an F1 Chausie. A chausie is a new breed of cat under development. Chausies are the result of a cross between a domestic cat (in Cougar’s case, a Bengal) and a jungle cat (Felis Chaus). Cougar’s mom is 8 pounds and his father is a 30-pound jungle cat. He’s about 16 pounds, super intelligent, spirited, and toilet trained. A writer without a cat (or two) is not to be trusted.