I have no idea what you’re talking about.

Ever get one of those calls from a telemarketer, and the person is talking a mile a minute and you wonder if they take oxygen before each call so they don’t have to breath until they’ve completed their spiel.

I do.

And I just got off the phone with one. I wouldn’t bother to mention it, except, the caller was speaking Spanish. I listened, attentively, parsing a word here and there but not enough to have a clue as to what was being sold (my Spanish knowledge is akin to that of a dyslexic 2-year-old). Finally, I said, “I don’t speak Spanish”, and the phone kind of went dead and I was able to hang up. Heh.