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Thursday, April 23, 2009

Bathroom habits

Fenix closes the door when he has to go to the bathroom. I don’t. You see, I live alone, and have for years now, so I’ve gotten lax.

So yeah, Fenix has better bathroom habits than me, but I’ll let you in on a little secret. It has nothing to do with false modesty. You see, he started doing it because Cougar is once again tormenting him when he’s on the crapper. To protect himself, he closes the door before going, and when leaving, opens the door just far enough to slink out.

So you see, while his bathroom habits may put mine to shame, when you know the whole story, well, I don’t come out so bad, do I?

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This is me and one of my two cats. His name is Cougar, and he’s an F1 Chausie. A chausie is a new breed of cat under development. Chausies are the result of a cross between a domestic cat (in Cougar’s case, a Bengal) and a jungle cat (Felis Chaus). Cougar’s mom is 8 pounds and his father is a 30-pound jungle cat. He’s about 16 pounds, super intelligent, spirited, and toilet trained. A writer without a cat (or two) is not to be trusted.