If I weren't completely tone deaf (well, maybe not completely), and I had a drum, and I knew how to play said drum, I'd do a rim shot right now. Er, at least I think they're called rim shots. Hmm. You'll just have to settle for a goofy chuckle.
Very well. I'm back again, the same web-anonymous non-JCO JCO who started this whole non-JCO thing.
It's not my tragic bedroom eyes that light your wick, Clifford. I think rather it is those wonderful stolen afternoons we've shared -- me laying before you with my pages spread wide -- you, probing me gently ... thoughtfully.
The innocent, on-the-edge-of-violated female characters I present you have seized and seduced you.
This is me and one of my two cats. His name is Cougar, and he’s an F1 Chausie. A chausie is a new breed of cat under development. Chausies are the result of a cross between a domestic cat (in Cougar’s case, a Bengal) and a jungle cat (Felis Chaus). Cougar’s mom is 8 pounds and his father is a 30-pound jungle cat. He’s about 16 pounds, super intelligent, spirited, and toilet trained.
A writer without a cat (or two) is not to be trusted.
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In a very "guant" kind of way, maybe.
Are you questioning my literary libido, Charles? That's insane, man.
"litbido," perhaps?
@ synergy boy,
If I weren't completely tone deaf (well, maybe not completely), and I had a drum, and I knew how to play said drum, I'd do a rim shot right now. Er, at least I think they're called rim shots. Hmm. You'll just have to settle for a goofy chuckle.
I would say in a Shelly Duval sort of way.
Very well. I'm back again, the same web-anonymous non-JCO JCO who started this whole non-JCO thing.
It's not my tragic bedroom eyes that light your wick, Clifford. I think rather it is those wonderful stolen afternoons we've shared -- me laying before you with my pages spread wide -- you, probing me gently ... thoughtfully.
The innocent, on-the-edge-of-violated female characters I present you have seized and seduced you.
Give in and enjoy!
JCO
Anonymous non-JCO,
If you're really not the real JCO, you should be. I doubt she could come up with a more apt analogy of author appreciation.
You make me laugh.
(Oh no, what if you're not really the anonymous non-JCO of my dreams but yet another internet rascal?)
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